He Just Told Me Why He Didn't Marry You Finally

I pray you'll find time to read this blog because it took me a while
to get these out of him. One of the reasons he gave me is that when it
comes to reading that you show no interest. And he is concerned about
his children incase they take after you. He regrets the present
situation and prays you will find love elsewhere.

No. 2 is that you are too desperate to get married, not necessarily to
him. How did he know? You talk endlessly about friends and family that
just got, will get or are getting married. And you've told him
countlessly about wedding colours you prefer.

No. 3 You're too suspicious for his liking. He said that rather than
call him you call his siblings in order to confirm that he truly went
to visit them.

No 4 You hardly watch the news. He was embarassed the day you asked in
public whether David Mark is Nigeria, Prime Minister.

No. 5 You take secret phone calls and he suspects you have other
suitors you are lining up incase your plan with him doesn't work out.

Among many others, he said that the last straw that broke the camel's
back is the day he helped you remove your month old weave-on. Instead
of the "Thank you" he expected for a job well done, you turned and
asked him: "How many other girls have you loosened their hair before
now?"

But before you cry over all these, remember I said a while ago: "The only man or woman who deserves your tears is the one that will cry with you."

Comments

chukwuma ezeike said…
hahahahahahahaahahahahah that is truth

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