Izuu's Turn

I am writing this from Nigeria's seat of power. It's 02:38 am; the very time I am normally fast asleep and dreaming dreams of dreaming! I have to write this now before I wake up in the morning and discover I wasn't in the villa at all; that it was just one of those dreams! When I left the south today, it never crossed my mind that I will be passing the night here. I didn't plan to be here at this time, it just came by chance!  I can guess at what is going on in your mind already: Izuu has gone to see the President! For want of an appropriate emoticon, this will do: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...  For where? In fact, the part I am at may not have crossed the President's cleaners' minds in the past four years! I am making this clarification for those who might be planning to kidnap any of my relatives for ransom. I DID NOT SEE THE PRESIDENT! NEITHER DID I SEE ANYONE THAT SAW HIM ON MY BEHALF! Now to my point! Being inside what is called the V