The Mysteries of Male Ejaculation

With ejaculation comes release
With release comes relief
And with relief comes a sense of well-being
Where one feels so sated that worry disappears
Albeit, momentarily

Men ejaculate
Women also
Animals too
I do feel that plants aren't way behind

Now that I have your undivided attention
What's this thing I hear about the Nigerian senate
Legalising the marriage of grand fathers to under-aged girls?
The same house that sanctimoniously banned same-sex relations
Now ceremoniously endorsing paedophilia?
SMH

What a world!
And I learnt the chief proponent of the bill
Is the same bearded gerontocrat
Who imported a 13-year old spouse
From Egypt before the revolutions 

 This is not about these lost souls - our politicians
But about us the never-learning Nigerian populace
It is now a religious issue and there are two sides already
Only a few of us bring any logical interpretation to 
Events such as these due to sundry biases

 But like I always say, the Nigerian problem
Is not religion nor is it ethnicity
Its also not politics neither is it lack of social cohesion
The Nigerian problem is the Nigerian politician

 I used to believe that they are just selfish and foolish
Now I know better
They are very clever and creative especially
In generating diversions, divisions and confusion
The issue of this under-aged marriage is an example
They use such diversions to take away our vigilance
While they continue with their kleptomania

 Ejaculation isn't always sexual
Am talking of the type that will purge Nigeria of
All the leeches that are selfishly bleeding it dry
Without such ejaculations, the nation will know no peace

I know one thing for sure
A revolution is coming to our shores
No thief can escape it!
Let them keep masturbating in their looted comfort
Soon, very soon ... They will ejaculate!
Unfortunately, not into immature cunts like they anticipate
But on our streets; in full glare of the public!

 Let them marry who they will
But we must demand equity, jobs and social benefits
From them!

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