Are You For Real?

An adage says: "You cannot search for something from the bag of someone who is searching for the same thing!"


Here we all are looking for a better life, and someone thinks there's a short cut to taking by deceit, the much I (others too) have garnered.


Please, if you know this person, or group of persons. Or if you are the one sending these things to honest, working people; please get a life! I wonder if anyone honestly falls for these badly crafted mails.


This is a warning before I send Tempo (the dog from my last post) after you! Since when did "Urgent Beneficiary" become someone's name? I guess it can only be the name of one greedy, unimaginative fella like the scammer.


Take a look at No. 14 of the information you are required to submit - "Code of Conduct of ATM Card" I wonder what that means.


Jeez! Are you for real at all! I thought it takes better than common sense to scam? Here, the "sense" is below common, and you expect magic to convince normal people?


I am curious! Can you share the statistics of how many responses you get apart from security agents masquerading as potential victims in order to lead you into the very wide net of the law, which I believe you cannot escape if you don't desist from this nefarious act!


Zip/City Code? In Naija? What's the code of the house you are operating from?


FBI? Do you even know what it means apart from seeing/hearing it mentioned in American films?


Let's not talk about bad grammar and misspellings! You think they take so much money at the Senate in order to have mediocres like you write mails for them? That is, if we are to take you seriously!


Can you imagine the impudence taken in that "oceanicbank..." e-mail domain address? Do you even know what that means?


*hiss*


Folks, just read, laugh and be wary! You may wish to comment too! 


Thanks







OFFICE OF THE HEAD OF SENATE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA


Urgent Beneficiary

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your inheritance file and found out that why you have not received your payment is because
you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your inheritance payment and you have been dealing with our sacked workers whom have been impersenating this office.

Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with the none officials in the bank your entire attempt to secure the release of the
fund to you. We wish to advise you that such an illegal act like these have to stop if you wish to receive your payment this week or We take drastic action aganist you and your allies.


since,we have decided to bring a solution to your problem. Right now we have arranged your payment through a VISA/MASTER CARD payment center in Nigeria that is the latest instruction from MR. PRESIDENT, HIS
EXCELLENCY DR GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN(GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND EFCC NIGERIA As well the INTERPOL and FBI.This card center will send you an  VISA/MASTER ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM MACHINE in any part of the world,
but the maximum is $1,500(One Thousand and Five hundred dollars) per day, so if you like to receive your fund this way please let us know by contacting the card payment center contact person Prof.Peter Williams.

1. Your full name(Surname First):
2. Direct Phone and fax number that you would be reached with:
3. Address if you can come to our ofice for signing and pick up of your ATM CARD:
4. Your age and current occupation:
5.Address of  Company that you work with:
6. Attach copy of your identification(International Passport or Driver's License):
7.Adress of your Home:
8.State:
9.City:
10.Zip/Code:
11.Nationality:
12.Marital Status:
13.Gender:
14.Code of Conduct for your ATM CARD:




The ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER has been mandated to issue out $2.5,000,000.00 as part payment for this fiscal year 2011. Also for your information,you
have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your Payment.For oral discussion, call and email me back as soon as you receive this important message for further direction and also update me on any development from the above-mentioned office.If you are still willing to proceed and please fill free to ask me any question base on this
Transaction. I want you to visit this site and get back to me.
http://www.uncc.ch/status.htm

Contact the ATM CARD payment center and also the issuing bank with  below email and Phone Number:
Bank Name:Oceanic International Bank Plc
Director:Prof.Peter Williams
Phone Number:+2348069721149
Email:oceanicbankplc09@bismillah.com



Note that because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct,which is (ATM-8080) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the
card center by using it as your subject.


Best Regards.

YOUR PAYMENT AGENT,
Dr Daniel Watac.
(Federal Republic of Nigeria)

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